Tuesday 29th September (29/9)

🖊 GRAMMAR Emphatic structures

📕  STUDENTS’ BOOK P. 41 Listening

🤣 JOKES – Responding to jokes

😁 Look for jokes in English and tell them to the group – Respond to the joke

A man goes swimming and while he is in the water, all his clothes are stolen. What does he go home in?

THE DARK

Do you know what the penalty for bigamy is?

TWO MOTHERS-IN-LAW

Did you go water skiing on holiday?

NO, I COULDN’T FIND A LAKE WITH A SLOPE.

Waiter, will my beef-burger be long?

I EXPECT IT WILL BE ROUND, SIR.

How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

HOLD HIS NOSE.

Why are false teeth like stars?

THEY COME OUT AT NIGHT

Why did the child study in the aeroplane?

HE WANTED A HIGHER EDUCATION.

Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

THEN WHY AREN’T YOU LAUGHING?

Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?

IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S LEARNING TO SWIM, SIR.

Waiter, do you have frog’s legs?

NO SIR, I’VE ALWAYS WALKED LIKE THIS.

What does a with ask for when she checks into a hotel?

IF THEY HAVE BROOM SERVICE.

Where do frogs keep their money?

IN A RIVER BANK

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

CHEESE