Functions: giving advice
Student’s book p. 33, activities 10 and 11.
Speaking
Student’s book p. 33, activity 12.
Pre-reading:
Read the extract and answer:
What type of text do you think this is?
What is it about?
Dye your shoes blue.
Grow a beard.
Comprehension:
Listen to the audio and make changes to your answers

- Look up the words that you don’t know in the dictionary. Make a glossary.
- Which line surprised you the most?
- Which line is funny? Strange? Violent?
- Would you follow any of this advice?
- Which line would you keep? Which line would you delete? Why?
- Why do you think the poem ends with «But don’t write poetry»?